Also stolen from sister.

Bold the ones that are true, Italicize the ones you wish were true. Then add 5 truths at the end and tag 5 more people.

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days.
I love olives.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried Marijuana.
I've watched porn movies. (not full length =P)
I've been in a three-some.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast. (English)
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one [blood] sibling.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.
I know how to cornrow.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I have slept with a suitemate.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I would classify myself as ghetto[fabulous].
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in (a) God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
I enjoy some country music.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I watch soap operas whenever I can.
I'm obsessive and I can be a perfectionist. (Well, not so much recently.)
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I like surveys/memes.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm OBSESSED with guys.
Democrat.
Conservative Republican.
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can. (well, with socks at least)
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
I believe in prophetic dreams
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I am proficient on a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I want to go/went/go to college out of state.
I am adopted.
I like sausage.
I am a pyro.
I love the Red Sox.
I have thrown up from crying too much.
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
I adore bright colors.
I love Dear Abby.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I think school is awesome.
I think pigtails serve a purpose.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
I think John Cusack is adorable.
I f**king hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
I watch Food Network way too much.
I love coaching youth sports.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I would not be friends with them if they weren't family.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know who Santos L. Halper is.
I read trashy romance novels and I am NOT ashamed!
I love wrestling.
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I am an artist.
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
I am ambidexterous.
I'm stuck in my childhood past.
I eat most my food cold.
I enjoy biting.
I know what it feels like to be betrayed by one you love.
I love dinosaurs.
I am in the top 1% of Pokemon players in the world.
I spend far too much money on music each week.
I'm an elitist prick.
I've never had chicken pox.
I own torn jeans.
I live in New Zealand.
The question marks at the beginning of each statement annoy me.
I have the habit of forming crushes on professors/teachers/authority figures.
I wish I didn't own as much as I do.
I prefer the smell of natural body odor to perfume or cologne.
I wish it were socially acceptable for women to not shave. (aack!)
I'm sick right now.
I'm a West Wing junkie. (I'm in Germany)
I hate little kids.
I think relationships are more trouble than they're worth.
I have a horrible memory.
I am procrastinating right now.
I *wish* I could be there for someone back home right now.
I want mail/packages!
I own a pink bean bag.
I have a cool nickname. (well, I think it's cool, no, I won't tell you)
I speak more than two languages.
I've traveled a lot.
I enjoy classical music and opera.
I love to read.
My friends think I am a geek, and rightfully so.
I now hate Volkswagen with a passion.
I'm not fully adjusted to this whole school year thing.
I can juggle.
I miss someone who's less than 5 miles away.
I haven't finished my homework for tomorrow.
I love my school.
I talk to my mom every day.
I'm horribly unathletic.
I snort when I laugh. (sometimes)
I adore flip flops.
I haven't slept in my own bed in more than 2 weeks.(man, this actually isn't true anymore now that I have a roomie.)
It's still summer for me.
I had a dream last night about dying.
I think rollerblading is the best mode of transportation. (wish I had rollerblades)
In&Out Burger is the best thing known to mankind.
I love star hopping.
The prettiest place on Earth is the Oklahoma panhandle. (sorry, OK)
Those twisty highway overpasses at night turn me on.
I love mosh pits.
I feel like I can talk to cats easier than humans.
I wish I could ski.
I'm torn between living, and being lazy.
I eat too much European chocolate.
I blog hop. (try not to too much)
I have friends from more than ten different countries.