Things to do at Wal-Mart

Straight up copied from my sister.

15 Things To Do At Wal-Mart

I think this'll keep me occupied for ten days in Stillwater, OK, where the most exciting thing to do is a close tie between the single movie theater (which didn't play Fahrenheit 911, because, well, it's Oklahoma) and Wal-mart, and hey, Wal-mart fun is cheaper.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoplescarts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to therest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tellother shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from thebedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, andpick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knowswhere the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the"Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" usingdifferent size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say"PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assumethe fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Gointo a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while, and then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"